The Signs as Things that have Happened on Cutthroat Kitchen

Aries: “I won Chopped!”
Taurus: The Jack-o-Lantern head/mask thing
Gemini: Chef Matthew spending over $30,000 on salt
Cancer: The BLT Soup
Leo: The first episode where the female chef forgot to put a lid on her blender
Virgo: “This is Chicken Nuggets.”
Libra: Alton Brown giving CPR to a stuffed monkey
Scorpio: “Buttermilk Seduction”
Sagittarius: Brisket and Gravy
Capricorn: Chef Yaku busting open coconuts with his bare hands
Aquarius: Chef Millie breaking the rules, causing Alton to chuck her only egg across the room
Pisces: Giada being unsuspectingly served canned chicken