grendinator:

badabing-witapipe:

busket:

busket:

ford’s full name in the gf wiki is “Dr. Stanford “Ford” Filbrick Pines, Ph.D., also known as The Author” 

that is so excessive

Dr. Stanford “Ford” Filbrick (Jr.) Pines, Ph.D.x12, aka The Author aka Grunkle Ford, Proud Brother to Hero of The World Stanley

hi my name is dr. Stanford “ford” filbrick pines, ph.d also known as the author i have gray hair and i think i sound like j.k. simmons (AN: if you don’t know who that is get out!!!) i wear glasses and a brown jacket and

I wish I was related to Nicola Tesla because he’s a major fucking genius. I’m a human, but my fingers are white and I have 12 of them. I’m also a Grunkle and I live in a place called Gravity Falls. I was just walking outside the mystery shack. It was snowing and raining, which was odd for summer. Stanley stared at me. I showed him my middle fingers.