surfacage:

noire: why the fuck is your wartortle named chapstick

spark: uhh i had chapstick in my pockets when i caught it….

noire: i can’t believe you’re a team leader

(happens a month after this)

(thank you to nimiana for spaghetti, salvesilverio for wingdings, thecolossalennui for chad, pkmn-trainer-touko-tajiri for fearow, hymnofthevalkyries for sassycheeks, coffeemakernamedhank for chapstick, and the collective fandom for donglord LOL)