achievement hunters as the onion headlines

gavinodooley:

Geoff: Man Does Good Job Getting Drunk

Jack: Where Do You Rank On The Overall Mom Leaderboard?

Ryan: Man Who Drinks 5 Diet Cokes Per Day Hoping Doctors Working On Cure For Whatever He’s Getting

Gavin: Area Man Unsure If He’s Male-Bonding Or Being Bullied

Jeremy: Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

Michael: Man Plans Special Weekend To Reaffirm Commitment To Xbox 360

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