ataehone:

lazytechsupport:

katobleps:

lesbianrey:

hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye

cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean

tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it

cs lewis: they fucking suck

tolkien: thats not constructive criticism

cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion
tolkien: Furry
cs lewis: blocked

Cs lewis: these two people broke up, but it’s bad to broke up, so merlin will talk the dude into putting a baby into the lady and a psycho lesbian will torture the lady until she runs back to him! Also, something something academia. Oh, and in the end they fuck so good, it makes the world a better place!
Tolkien: are u ok? Do you need a hug maybe?