Gavin: Hey Ryan? I just want you to know, that if you were ever captured by ninjas…
Ryan: Ok… in that unlikely scenario…
Gavin: I would probably spend all my time trying to become a better ninja… So I could out-ninja the other ninjas and rescue you. It’d take a really long time, but I want you to know that I’d eventually save you.
Ryan: Aww, that’s really sweet. Thanks Gavin.
Michael: Hey, what about me, asshole?
Gavin: I’d get Ryan to rescue you Michael.