bearmagus:

weirdmageddon:

*BREAKING NEWS*

*Slowly zooms in on four portraits*

*News anchor sitting at desk, silent and despondent*

*BREAKING NEWS*

*Back to anchor*

*BREAK-* *BREAKING – NEWS*

*Waterfront picture*

*BREAKING NEWS*

*Waterfront picture*

*BREAKING NEWS*

*Back to anchor, still silent*

*Short cut off video of –

*BREAKING NEWS* (person recording laughs)

casket bearers at a funeral*

*BREA-* *BREAKING NEWS*

*Strange animatic of a man with gears and building in background* (person recording laughs, more raucously)

*Zoom out shot of anchor again. He still does not look pleased. lasts for almost 30 seconds* (quiet laughs)

*BREAKING NEWS*

*Anchor again* (more laughter)

*BREAKING NEWS*

*Anchor again. Slow zoom.* (chortling)