My friend told me a joke once that involved tape
Author: fiberopticjellyfish
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don’t mind me, just dumping headcanons that Rouxls actually likes being considered a lesser dad 👌
Rouxls Kaard: When you’ve worked for the king as long as I have, you develop thick skin.
Susie: Blue is not your color
Rouxls Kaard: blue brINGS OUT MY EYES, YOU PRICK!!
Rouxls Kaard: I wilt poureth river water in thine undergarments and feasteth upon thine clothing hangers, wormley childe
Kris, crying: I don’t know what you’re saying!
Rouxls Kaard: Thou’s’t’dve
Lancer: What’s your biggest fear?
Ralsei: Being forgotten.
Lancer: Oh wow that’s deep.
Lancer: Mine’s the Kool-Aid Man but I feel kinda stupid about it now.
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