Things that canonically happened in the Ace Attorney universe

kamek-sans:

  • A witness claims he saw the killer fly away. This is true and is accepted as credible evidence
  • Maya channels Mia specifically to seduce an old man into talking about a crime
  • Someone tried to get an alibi for a murder case by being arrested for a thievery case
  • You cross-examine a parrot
  • You have the option to publicly call yourself a sham in court
  • You have the option to claim you committed murder in court
  • Phoenix’s ex-girlfriend was found guilty in a case, but she couldn’t be arrested because she committed the crime after she already died
  • Mia proving her client’s innocence literally makes Winston Payne go bald
  • Prosecutors can do things like whip or throw boiling coffee at the defense attorneys. This is perfectly acceptable as a regular occurence
  • The game accidentally predicts the exact timeframe that the Harlem Shake would become popular
  • You know when people are withholding information from you because a magic rock lets you see physical representations of their lies
  • You interrogate a hitman in court by talking to him on a walkie-talkie
  • Franziska von Karma was a lawyer at age 14. This is accepted as normal


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001. Toxic | Melanie Martinez

I took a sip from a devil’s cup
Slowly
It’s taking over me 

HOLY CRAP

I want to do so much witchcraft to this 

when the chorus hits tho

I listen to this like 5 times every time it comes up on my dash.

So I guess I have to reblog.

This is some American Horror Story shit

I could seriously see this as the theme song for some creepy-ass southern gothic romance drama.

fuck