Honestly the best part of this episode
if youve heard about the adventure zone but never investigated what it is, please listen to this clip
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The glaring problem that I’m seeing with you boys, is you’re not good enough to be famous for bird noises
help i accidentally created a cleric with a -1 to religion checks how the fuck did i even do that
“hey i just realized, we’ve been on this trip for weeks and i’ve never really seen you praying”
“eh, yeah, i mostly only do that sort of stuff at greengrass and midsummer”
“…. sharindlar literally gives you magical powers. you have a magical tattoo.”
“yeah she’s cool, she knows i’m busy”
religion checks are more about knowledge regarding deities than devotion
“don’t worry, guys, sharindlar will smite the shit outta anyone we need smote, that’s what she’s all about!”
“… isn’t she an avatar of mercy and life?”
“she’s an avatar of shut the hell up”
Character with skill sets that don’t match their class are my favorite thing
When I first started playing Pathfinder I thought “craft” meant like “watercraft” and I gave a ton of it to my Barbarian so I wouldn’t be useless running with the two pirates in our group.
Mid game my DM was like “No… Like… Arts and crafts.”
And I was like “Fuck it he knits, is there any yarn on the ship?”
DM: *Rolls dice* … *Looks up* This shipment is nothing but yarn.
Me: I’m going to knit a sweater.
DM: What’s your craft score again? *Looks at page*………………. Don’t even roll…
DM: So you all pull into port wearing sweaters beautifully knitted by our goddamned Barbarian.
Ragtag group of scoundrels & assassins: Yay!
i generally don’t reblog this post much because if i did that for every example someone reblogged this with i’d spam everyone’s feed, but i love this
Just when you thought Texas couldn’t get any weirder.
While you studied the gun, I studied the blade.
Patch notes (excerpt)
– Texas is now fully a PvP enabled zone (changed from specific locations)
So this is what Achievement Hunter has been preparing for…
i wanna know who spent a once-in-a-lifetime event to take this horrifying aesthetically-pleasing picture
Why bother looking up new monsters when you can just double the amount of goblins-per-encounter each time the players level up?
I did the math and a deadly encounter for 20th level characters would be 127 goblins.
That’s a lot of goblins.
the party: so what’s the encounter today?
me, pouring over a hundred (100) warhammer figures onto my map behind the dm screen: it might be a dragon
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