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AU where everything’s the same except dipper never gets bill’s name right so he calls bill a close but slightly off thing every time
his name is WILL, get it right dipper


#can you imagine the poor lady who had an existential crisis over this tho#‘Dana. dana i don’t know the name#when I asked the name they just said to surprise them#dana what does that mean what do i do#who says that’
I know everyone’s already told you to read the transcript of the Martin Shkreli jury selection – more than 200 potential jurors were excused – but really, seriously, if you need your faith in Americans strengthened, you gotta read this excerpt from the Martin Shkreli jury selection.
Apparently my dogs don’t like it when I grind coffee.
Transcript: “This is how I make coffee, with a manual grinder. However… my dogs don’t like it.”
*grinds furiously*






















