stREAM DOODles from last night featuring @pixfurda ‘s headcanon, which i completely and 100% accept, about Rouxls being skilled in sword fighting (i say fencing personally cuz i mean come on look at that form…. that grace….) and ill adimt i went…. slightly overboard
i was looking everywhere in the car for my vape because i lost it and I found these instead
I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.
this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame
the floor of mt dew and gatorade brings out a whole ‘nother level, we just know this dudes mother fucking life story.
Imagine you’re a pro hero who hates the media, you hate it so much and you avoid it whenever you can. Because of this no one knows who you are, and you like it that way, cause if people haven’t heard of you, villains will be caught by surprise when fighting you. You try very hard to make sure your image and information on you doesn’t get out.
But there’s this one blog.
This one blog from some hero fanatic, that has profiles on ALL the heroes, including you. How?? You avoid attention like the plague. They must have scraped together every moment you were fleetingly caught on camera, every one-word interview you got cornered into. The ravings of villains as they were taken away. This, one, GODDAMN blog has pulled it all together to put it on the internet and jabbered all about your quirk and your capture techniques and fighting style.
And you hate it. You stalk the profile and you can tell it’s obviously just some rabid hero fan who doesn’t mean any harm, the stuff on All Might is about 20x longer than anything they have on you. But it still pisses you off that this person could collect so much information on you and fling it up for everyone to see. And you almost want to track this person down to make them cut it out but you know it’s not worth it.
Then, cut to the beginning of the school year, and you’ve got your new students. You’re ready to put them in their place, lay down the rules, so you use your quirk on this one shy kid you know isn’t going to last the year.
And this kid takes one look at the goggles around your neck and is like “Those goggles, you’re Eraserhead!!”
And you realize.
THIS
GODDAMN
KID-
Midoriya at the USJ: Wait Aizawa-sensei! You’re specialty is sneak
attacks against single enemies! You’re at a disadvantage here-
Aizawa: Hey kid could you perhaps SHUT THE FUCK UP??
anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love rouxls kaard, we know, you love rouxls so much, he’s the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love rouxls kaard, we KNOW, you love rouxls you fucking love rouxls ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE ROUXLS. WE GET IT.