shoutout to the person that automatically hits start before a mario party mini-game so no one has any idea what the controls are or what the objective is
i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post
1. If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.
2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:
THIS IS GOLD
oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet
When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made
I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT
STILL FUNNY
The bell
The last question
The woman howling in laughter 90% of the time
It’s all beautiful
It’s all
So beautiful
I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.
Follow them and signal blast this post. Their Instagram page feeds into that blog.
I guess I won’t retire yet… at least until they start posting their FaceBook stuff on their blog, I’m still here 🙂
But please follow their blog, because I’m ceasing all the Instagram posts after tonight. and I don’t want the people who don’t have IG to be left in the dark.
“Salt and Pepper Diner is John Mulaney’s funniest bit” is Xanax/Prostate Exam erasure and I will not stand for it
The overlooking of “The One Thing You Can’t Replace” is a criminal act.
LISTEN, I WAS JUST WATCHING JOHN MULANEY AND I RAISE YOU
HOW COULD YOU NOT SAY DELTA AIRLINES????
Bill Clinton Never Forgets A Bitch, Ever
The responses to this post have been so amazing because it’s reminded me, and I’m sure many others, of just how many hilarious bits John Mulaney has other than s&pd
okay, but eighth graders
….. could be a nursery.
being 12 years old on anotger continent is a great alibi
“Why buy the cow, question mark?”
THAT TALL CHILD LOOKS TERRIBLE
And then. He ordered oneblack coffee for himself.
And kept driving.
LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN, HE GOT FEMININE HIPS
“We gon play jacks down at the soda fountain”
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT YOU IDIOT
Y’know, how you talk to your grandma?
hello? HUSH
Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.
T H E R E I S A H O R S E,
L O O S E
I N T H E
H O S T P I T A L
find the carpet that covers the taillight
peel back the carpet
make a fist
punch the taillight out the back of the car, thus creating a hole in the back of the automobile
then stick your little hand out and wave to incoming motorists to let then know that
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