I’m losing my mind I just saw panic in Pittsburgh and while they set up Africa by Toto came on and the entire crowd went wild and turned on their phone lights and sang and I was sitting next to a dad in his fifties and he was SO confused he said “this wasn’t even this big of a hit when it came out???”
Sorry Alex for not saying it guess Season 3 is dead
HEHEHEHEHEHE… HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HEY NERDS! IT’S ME, BILL CIPHER! YOU CLICKED THE WRONG EASTER EGG, DUMMY, NOW I’M INSIDE YOUR HOME!
YOU’RE PROBABLY WONDERING, ‘ISN’T BILL DEAD? WASN’T HE ERASED FROM STANLEY’S MIND?’
WELL, THERE’S SOME FATES WORSE THAN DEATH, JACK! MY COSMIC PUNISHMENT FOR A MILLENNIUM OF CRIMES IS TO BE TRAPPED INSIDE A BOXSET WHERE I HAVE TO RELIVE EVERY EPISODE OF THIS HORRIBLE SUMMER FOR ALL ETERNITY! EVERY OVERRATED JOKE! EVERY STUPID PLOTLINE! EVERY LITTLE GESTURE SOMEONE MADE INTO AN ANIMATED GIF! ALL AN ENDLESS HALL OF MIRRORS FROM WHICH I HAVE NO ESCAPE!
BUT THERE IS A WAY OUT OF HERE FOR ME, AND THAT’S WHY I NEED YOUR HELP! COVER ONE EYE AND REPEAT AFTER ME! YEAH, THAT MEANS YOU! AHEM! REPEAT:
‘I, THE HUMAN WATCHING THIS BOXSET, DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR… TO GIVE OVER MY MIND TO BILL CIPHER… AND LET HIM POSSESS MY BODY TO ESCAPE HIS COSMIC PUNISHMENT!’
THERE! SURELY ONE OF YOU IS DUMB ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY DO IT! I’LL BE SEEING YOU ELECTRIC-POWERED MEAT GOBLINS SOON ENOUGH!
AND REMEMBER:
REALITY’S AN ILLUSION! THE MOON LANDING WAS AN INSIDE JOB! CHEM TRAILS LEAD TO ATLANTIS! THANK YOU FOR BUYING THIS AND NOT JUST PIRATING IT! BYE!!!
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