figmentera:

‘you’re back early’ is the most hilarious phrase to me in this context. like, you’re back early. from the moon. which takes days to get back from, and also definitely the assistance of this nasa employee. but somehow we managed it and just decided to drop by nasa for you to make this casual remark. yep. a logical setup to any joke. 

its comedy gold, just in that first line

SO GUYS I MEASURED OUT HOW TALL ALL THE MAIN CHARACTERS ARE

thefearisoneself:

Each pixel was about two inches, which is consistent with measurements I saw from Undertale 

we had a fairly unsurprising height for Susie 

She’s a decent amount over six feet. 

Kris came in at 5′4 

Surprisingly, Ralsei is the same height as me at 5′7, which I find surprisingly tall.

Lancer was 4′3, which makes sense but was still a bit taller than I thought. 

His DAD was a pretty big guy at 8′2 

BUT GUYS 

THE CRAZIEST THING

IS THAT THIS FUCKER 

IS FUCKING 8 FOOT 8 

AND THAT WAS WITHOUT COUNTING HIS FOOT OUTLINE AND STOPPING AT HIS HAIRLINE. 

HE WAS 9′1 IF I COUNTED THAT BUT I REFUSE TO BELIEVE HE’S A FOOT TALLER THAN THE KING. 

I AM LOSING MY MIND OVER THIS.