so I started the miles edgeworth investigations game it’s awful and I love it and I got to the kidnapping case and…
and I noticed-
THE FREAKIN’
FREAKIN ‘G’ AND
??????? WHat a shitty debut
my aa evolution
playing for the first time: should i present this or not? oh god do i have the right evidence? maybe i don’t oh no what do i pick? self-defense? why are they giving me this choice? i better look this up so i don’t mess it up…
now: everyone in this court can suck my dick, do i have evidence? you bet your sweet shiny bald head i do your honor fuck the prosecution fuck the witness let’s do this shit
early aa games: are criminals given the death penalty? some of them are, but we can’t be sure that’s the case for all of them, as it’s generally not mentioned, apart from a few select cases
spirit of justice: oh yeah they’re gonna die. we’re talking BEHEADINGS, we’re talking PUBLIC EXECUTIONS. see you all in the twilight realm.
the best thing about the new aa game is blackquill’s character development aa5 blackquill: convicted for a crime he did not commit, betrayed by a person he trusted, almost executed, sad, twisted
aa6 blackquill: lmao im bored im gonna defend now, i just wanna eat my damn soba, everyone owes me lunch money and i won’t forget about it, also fuck that guy
when everyone has a cute little sister but yours is in germany so you’re stuck with larry
AA Original Japanese Names: and this part references his bad childhood, and THIS part is a set up for a mispronunciation joke later, and that port means 3 things, all of which reference the personality and origin of the character
Localization Team: this is Noah Fence his name is a joke we love him