defense: your honor i have proven that my client has an alibi and literally could not have committed the murder
prosecution: okay, but, your hair is really fucking stupid
the judge: the prosecution makes a good point. your hair is pretty fucking stupid. now, unless anyone who isn’t enough of a main character to have their own objection voice clip has any last-second testimonies they want to give that they could have given an hour ago, im going to have to give my verdict. I find the defendant,
someone who isnt enough of a main character to have their own objection voice clip: [OBJECTION but it’s just the ping noise while the objection word bubble flashes across the screen]
me: [rapidly and exasperatedly jamming the A button as it shows the shocked face of Every Fucking Character In The Courtroom Except The Person At The Witness Stand at the World’s Slowest Pace]
Bottles of Gatorade Blue Bolt floating in a bath of Powerade Mountain Blast, 2013
I can’t tell if this is seriously art or if it’s just tongue in cheek sarcastic art or if it’s post-ironic ironic art, or ironic art, or literally just a joke and that is so not okay.
Aesthetic
Your Honor, there is a clear contradiction in this photo.
As you can see from this piece of evidence, Gatorade bottles are topped with an orange lid.
But in the photo above, the lids are black. Which means that the bottles in this photo can’t be Gatorade bottles.
Mr. Wright, didn’t you go to art school? I sure didn’t, but I still know what happens when you mix orange and blue!
In case you forgot, take a look at this!
If you look closely, you can even see an orange tint!
And what else can you see? The classic gatorade G. Your honor, I think this case is closed!
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