despairhinata:

nayx:

hey man, dont sweat it.  this isnt like other courtrooms, it’s a fun courtroom, we have balloons and stuff.  wait what you killed someone

kamek-sans:

• A witness claims he saw the killer fly away. This is true and is accepted as credible evidence
• Maya channels Mia specifically to seduce an old man into talking about a crime
• Someone tried to get an alibi for a murder case by being arrested for a thievery case
• You cross-examine a parrot
• You have the option to publicly call yourself a sham in court
• You have the option to claim you committed murder in court
• Phoenix’s ex-girlfriend was found guilty in a case, but she couldn’t be arrested because she committed the crime after she already died
• Mia proving her client’s innocence literally makes Winston Payne go bald
• Prosecutors can do things like whip or throw boiling coffee at the defense attorneys. This is perfectly acceptable as a regular occurence
• The game accidentally predicts the exact timeframe that the Harlem Shake would become popular
• You know when people are withholding information from you because a magic rock lets you see physical representations of their lies
• You interrogate a hitman in court by talking to him on a walkie-talkie
• Franziska von Karma was a lawyer at age 14. This is accepted as normal