Sorry Alex for not saying it guess Season 3 is dead
HEHEHEHEHEHE… HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HEY NERDS! IT’S ME, BILL CIPHER! YOU CLICKED THE WRONG EASTER EGG, DUMMY, NOW I’M INSIDE YOUR HOME!
YOU’RE PROBABLY WONDERING, ‘ISN’T BILL DEAD? WASN’T HE ERASED FROM STANLEY’S MIND?’
WELL, THERE’S SOME FATES WORSE THAN DEATH, JACK! MY COSMIC PUNISHMENT FOR A MILLENNIUM OF CRIMES IS TO BE TRAPPED INSIDE A BOXSET WHERE I HAVE TO RELIVE EVERY EPISODE OF THIS HORRIBLE SUMMER FOR ALL ETERNITY! EVERY OVERRATED JOKE! EVERY STUPID PLOTLINE! EVERY LITTLE GESTURE SOMEONE MADE INTO AN ANIMATED GIF! ALL AN ENDLESS HALL OF MIRRORS FROM WHICH I HAVE NO ESCAPE!
BUT THERE IS A WAY OUT OF HERE FOR ME, AND THAT’S WHY I NEED YOUR HELP! COVER ONE EYE AND REPEAT AFTER ME! YEAH, THAT MEANS YOU! AHEM! REPEAT:
‘I, THE HUMAN WATCHING THIS BOXSET, DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR… TO GIVE OVER MY MIND TO BILL CIPHER… AND LET HIM POSSESS MY BODY TO ESCAPE HIS COSMIC PUNISHMENT!’
THERE! SURELY ONE OF YOU IS DUMB ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY DO IT! I’LL BE SEEING YOU ELECTRIC-POWERED MEAT GOBLINS SOON ENOUGH!
AND REMEMBER:
REALITY’S AN ILLUSION! THE MOON LANDING WAS AN INSIDE JOB! CHEM TRAILS LEAD TO ATLANTIS! THANK YOU FOR BUYING THIS AND NOT JUST PIRATING IT! BYE!!!
This is the unused journal page that I found the most interesting and finally I was able to figure out what it says.
“Mabel could not think of a single doll that the old woman didn’t own. A sad sigh came from behind us as our host entered the room carrying a tea set. She told us that Mabel was correct – she had a complete collection of every doll in the entire world. What would an avid collector do without anything to collect? My sister suggested that there would be new dolls in the future. The woman said there would be nothing new until fall: what was she to do until then?
As my sister stammered, I turned towards the Gideon doll. It was just as creepy as the real thing. Mabel admitted she had no solution but would help in any way she could. The old woman cooed, “I know you will my dear!”, just then I noticed the Gideon doll shaking and sweating. It was as creepy as the real thing because it was the real thing!
I ran across the room and knocked the tea cup from Mabel’s lips. The old woman knew I was onto her. She lunged at me and pinned me to the ground underneath her. She poured tea from the tea pot onto my face while trying to force my mouth open. Mabel watched us, totally confused.
Just then the Gideon doll fell from the shelf and hit the ground. One of it’s button eyes fell of revealing a the human eye of Gideon Gleeful underneath. He was struggling to break free of some sort of spell. I knocked the tea pot from the old woman’s hands and Mabel knocked her out with an oversized sock monkey.
Mabel put the sock monkey under the old woman’s head like a pillow and we both carried Gideon out of the parlor of terror. We left him in a basket on the Gleeful’s front porch. I’m sure the spell will wear off, though I think Mrs Gleeful would like her boy better if he stayed immobile.
One more note. We went to the police and dragged Sheriff Blubbs and Deputy Durland to the site of the creepy old Victorian. We found an empty lot instead. Then I realised we were one street over from Parpan place, we walked over found the house and had the old lady arrested. “
“I had suggested to Dipper that because of all the misfortune caused by [the journals], we burn them in the last campfire of the summer. Mabel, Soos, & Stan all seemed very excited by this notion. But Dipper had a better idea: we burn all my Bill Cipher artifacts instead. So we did. My scrolls, carpets, window… everything I’d ever collected with Bill went into the pile. We made s’mores and told stories until sunrise.”
Hey everyone, I’m back with another Gravity Falls fanart! I wanted to re-draw this heartwarming scene from Ford’s last entry in Journal 3 ever since reading the book for the first time. What I loved about that entry (and Ford’s parting words) is the closure it brought: the whole family finally together, gathered around the last campfire of this summer and simply having a good time, while getting rid of the last physical reminders of Bill – as if proclaiming the ultimate victory over their common enemy. I really wish we saw this in the finale but oh well, I’m still content with what we’ve got 🙂