the-cats-pajamboree:

ask-me-about-loom:

thecaskofamontillado:

this is literally almost too much to take in

i could not recognize travis at all without the beard, for a full minute i thought he was just some random kid who joined in the picture

justin: compressed .jpeg of him present day dressed in gym clothes

travis: unrecognizable lanky surfer boy who randomly joined this photo of complete strangers

griffin: face of a porcelain doll, body dressed in the style of a npc in tony hawk pro skater 2

auntie-diluvian:

auntie-diluvian:

auntie-diluvian:

auntie-diluvian:

funcking. souldmate au where. you share a coke. at some point. with. your soulmate?? has ummmmm their name on it. yeah

fucking corporate hellscape where coca cola buys exclusive rights to soulmate matching technology and uses it to combat declining soda sales as more people swear off soda for health reasons

how will you ever find your soulmate now if you don’t drink coke???

we are all coke’s bitch, for love

That is, until one brave teen, Sprite Pepsi, discovers th

a SHOCKING image from the revolution

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/fiberopticjellyfish/174964396329/tumblr_p2za1f4XmR1s7d1jt?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://fiberopticjellyfish.tumblr.com/post/174964396329/audio_player_iframe/fiberopticjellyfish/tumblr_p2za1f4XmR1s7d1jt?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Ffiberopticjellyfish%2F174964396329%2Ftumblr_p2za1f4XmR1s7d1jt

briinya:

nerdofnerds:

thegestianpoet:

DIE

Audio: 

Griffin: Uh, this message is for Sunflower Station and it’s from…Sunflower Station. Who says, aw man, [deep breath] Hewwo? Hewwo, Mcewwoys?

I realized a while ago that these messages on their show cost 100 dollars. Someone payed 100 dollars to hear Griffin McElroy say hewwo and that person is so fucking valid