it is genuinely wild to me that Travis and Justin have taken something that I feel in any other family would be resentment ie. “why do I have to share my birthday” and turned into teaming up against Griffin so it’s “wait, you don’t have the same birthday as us? then perish”
funcking. souldmate au where. you share a coke. at some point. with. your soulmate?? has ummmmm their name on it. yeah
fucking corporate hellscape where coca cola buys exclusive rights to soulmate matching technology and uses it to combat declining soda sales as more people swear off soda for health reasons
how will you ever find your soulmate now if you don’t drink coke???
we are all coke’s bitch, for love
That is, until one brave teen, Sprite Pepsi, discovers th
Griffin: Uh, this message is for Sunflower Station and it’s from…Sunflower Station. Who says, aw man, [deep breath] Hewwo? Hewwo, Mcewwoys?
I realized a while ago that these messages on their show cost 100 dollars. Someone payed 100 dollars to hear Griffin McElroy say hewwo and that person is so fucking valid